Thanksgiving is a day to focus on what you are grateful for. Political arguments with family today are low consciousness. People who need to rant are welcome to troll me at my Twitter account which now has 170,000 “followers” who live for this stuff.

Alternatives to arguing with your family on Thanksgiving including

  • Having sex
  • Taking your dog for a walk
  • Reading a book
  • Meditating
  • Going to church
  • Taking yourself less seriously
  • Surrendering feelings of self-importance

If you can’t not argue with your family during a meal, then you’re either a bad person, or your family is full of awful people, and you should take some time by yourself to figure out what the problem is.

Happy Thanksgiving!